1 00:03:26,392 --> 00:03:31,346 WE CAN GET A NEW CAT 2 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,929 OK, baby, I think that's deep enough. 3 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:04,596 Wait wait! 4 00:04:04,725 --> 00:04:06,882 We have to say goodbye to him properly. 5 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,968 I know that look, Kat. 6 00:04:11,225 --> 00:04:12,767 You can light the candles. 7 00:04:12,892 --> 00:04:15,595 So the little chorizo ​​will be reborn well. 8 00:04:27,975 --> 00:04:33,806 Please, protect and guide little Chorizo ​​on his journey. 9 00:04:33,933 --> 00:04:40,891 May he be free from fear and from clinging to life. 10 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:46,264 Namaste. 11 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:49,803 My goodness. 12 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:12,097 His soul is resurrected. 13 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:16,347 Chorizo, how beautiful! 14 00:05:17,975 --> 00:05:19,766 He is here. 15 00:05:27,475 --> 00:05:29,348 Oh, dear. 16 00:05:32,558 --> 00:05:34,100 Everything is good. 17 00:05:39,725 --> 00:05:40,970 Keep your mouth shut. 18 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:47,514 OK, a kiss. 19 00:05:53,058 --> 00:05:54,913 - What you up to? - Now who has... 20 00:05:54,933 --> 00:05:57,388 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 21 00:05:58,933 --> 00:06:01,932 We're in the... We're in your mother's garden. 22 00:06:02,058 --> 00:06:03,258 Yes. 23 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:05,840 Next to your dead cat. 24 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:22,632 Keep talking. 25 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:27,218 - Now you're not so cheeky anymore. - No. 26 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,974 Fuck. 27 00:07:24,017 --> 00:07:25,973 Fuck. 28 00:08:08,808 --> 00:08:10,551 But darling, just one night? 29 00:08:10,683 --> 00:08:16,017 One night, and then when you want him out, we'll call... 30 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:20,862 I don't know who would like him, but he's an interesting guest. 31 00:08:21,725 --> 00:08:23,122 Of course not straight women. 32 00:08:23,142 --> 00:08:26,163 Do you remember what he did to Matilda last time? Bugger me. 33 00:08:26,183 --> 00:08:30,178 The thing is, if he stays overnight, he'll stay the whole two weeks. 34 00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:32,347 And that's how it is... 35 00:08:34,808 --> 00:08:36,847 Hey. 36 00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:46,011 Chorizo? Everything OK? 37 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:49,997 It'll be weird not seeing him when we 38 00:08:50,017 --> 00:08:52,174 get to the boat, but we can get a new cat. 39 00:08:52,892 --> 00:08:56,092 OK, not a new cat. 40 00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:58,797 We don't need a stupid new cat anyway. 41 00:08:58,933 --> 00:09:01,388 A dog? I love dogs. 42 00:09:02,517 --> 00:09:05,800 A goat? We can milk her, perfect. Chicken? 43 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,260 What? 44 00:09:15,017 --> 00:09:17,553 OK, you're doing this right now, this look. 45 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,766 That look that means I should know what you're thinking. 46 00:09:20,892 --> 00:09:24,341 - I do not know what it is. Come on. - Really now? 47 00:09:25,183 --> 00:09:27,933 OK, maybe I'm just stupid, I don't know. 48 00:09:28,058 --> 00:09:31,176 I think you know exactly what I'm thinking about. 49 00:09:37,558 --> 00:09:39,384 OK, we don't need to buy a new animal. 50 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:42,848 I don't want to buy anything, that's the thing. 51 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:46,223 Have you seen what my mother did for our cat? 52 00:09:46,350 --> 00:09:50,013 Oh yeah. Yes. That was... 53 00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:53,923 Did you realize the extent of this woman's craziness? 54 00:09:54,058 --> 00:09:56,678 The genius. You said "om". 55 00:09:56,808 --> 00:09:59,179 She made you say "om"! 56 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,761 - Say it now. - No. 57 00:10:02,892 --> 00:10:05,702 That's what I'm saying, she's incredible, she's unique. 58 00:10:05,725 --> 00:10:08,475 And the thing is, I... 59 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:12,122 I want my children to meet this woman. 60 00:10:12,142 --> 00:10:14,892 I want my kids to know who I'm talking about 61 00:10:15,017 --> 00:10:18,430 when I talk about this fantastically crazy woman. 62 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,759 So? 63 00:10:32,142 --> 00:10:33,683 Hello? 64 00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:40,468 We've talked about this before, very often. 65 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,224 Yes. 66 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,224 Crap. 67 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,141 You dumbass! 68 00:11:10,058 --> 00:11:11,849 I'll finish you! 69 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:24,513 Tell Ian it's backwards. This is for plants. 70 00:11:26,267 --> 00:11:28,009 He's become a hipster 71 00:11:29,058 --> 00:11:31,050 tries to attract customers. 72 00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:33,708 - But what kind of bullshit is this? - An ashtray. 73 00:11:34,308 --> 00:11:38,255 Cleaning also works if it is the right way up. I always do that. 74 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:41,663 I talk to my plants, but they die because I clean them. 75 00:11:41,683 --> 00:11:44,220 I think it works. Rustic and all. 76 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:45,927 Sure, sure. 77 00:11:46,058 --> 00:11:48,974 A child with an open mouth also works as an ashtray. 78 00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:53,850 I missed you! 79 00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,593 But this... 80 00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:59,011 This is so ugly, man. I have to tell you. 81 00:11:59,642 --> 00:12:02,759 It's really ugly. What is that? I mean, why? 82 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,091 Good. 83 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:11,172 It's like a parking lot for a pussy. Like, here, please. 84 00:12:11,308 --> 00:12:13,134 Please. 85 00:12:14,392 --> 00:12:16,798 - Are you getting any from this? - Sure, of course. 86 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:21,642 - Those who have poor eyesight. - Where do you find these women? 87 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,260 At the Blind Association. 88 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:25,218 - Are you blind? - Clear. 89 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,684 - Well then, perfect. - This is Braille. 90 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:31,551 Braille for everything. 91 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:34,113 I missed you too. I missed you. 92 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:37,955 - What's funnier than a dead child? - What? 93 00:12:37,975 --> 00:12:39,517 A dead child in a clown costume. 94 00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:43,350 He is good. 95 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,929 Crap! 96 00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:56,305 Darling, do you like my hat? And do you like the hat? 97 00:12:57,392 --> 00:12:59,218 - Hey! - Hey. 98 00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,716 - Hey. - Hola! 99 00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:06,264 That's better. 100 00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:08,928 - You look damn beautiful. - Oh, you charmer. 101 00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,630 What is that? 102 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:18,050 OK, it's a... It's a mustache. 103 00:13:18,183 --> 00:13:20,507 - You don't like him. - He's confusing. 104 00:13:20,642 --> 00:13:23,013 - Stop it. - Is it a mustache or a beard? 105 00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:25,288 - It's different... Shut up. - What is that? 106 00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:26,091 Come on! 107 00:13:26,225 --> 00:13:27,802 Say you like him! 108 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,372 OK, I think he's good. I'm about to hit my head. 109 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,850 Forgiveness. 110 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,622 I can't imagine being your girlfriend. 111 00:13:34,642 --> 00:13:36,100 Nobody can do that. 112 00:13:36,225 --> 00:13:37,719 I will kill you. 113 00:13:40,017 --> 00:13:43,099 - Would you like something to eat? - English food? No thanks. 114 00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:46,674 Are you starving for two weeks now? 115 00:13:46,808 --> 00:13:47,722 Perhaps. 116 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:49,788 What about Scottish eggs? You like them. 117 00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:51,705 Yes, because they are Scottish, not English. 118 00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:54,096 You're going to be a difficult guest, aren't you? 119 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:56,596 No, don't worry about me. 120 00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:58,966 I'll look for a hostel tomorrow. 121 00:13:59,933 --> 00:14:02,802 What are you talking about? You sleep here with us. 122 00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:06,265 OK, don't worry. We'll see. 123 00:14:06,850 --> 00:14:10,466 I brought you a birthday present. 124 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,891 - I'll open one, okay? - Yes! 125 00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:15,055 OK, just drink my gift. 126 00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:17,720 I'll buy you a new gift. 127 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:20,340 It's OK, it doesn't matter. I'm not... 128 00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:22,553 I am tired. 129 00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:24,955 - Just to toast. - A sip. It's really good. 130 00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:26,175 Honey, it's really good. 131 00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:27,802 - This wine is really good. - Yes. 132 00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:28,764 Really good. 133 00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:31,807 He is from Dutifri. Duty Free, you know? 134 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:35,265 It is a region, a small village in northern Spain. 135 00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:03,302 What are you drinking? 136 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:05,342 Oh my dear. 137 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,799 Was that enough Spanish for you tonight? 138 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:09,133 - What is that? - Whiskey. 139 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:12,219 What language does she sing in? That's not Spanish. 140 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:15,180 That's really not Spanish. 141 00:15:15,308 --> 00:15:17,497 - She's been trying for four years. - It's up to the teacher. 142 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,722 You don't know how lucky you are. 143 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:23,430 Baby, say... say, "Where are we?" Say "where". Say "blue." 144 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:25,716 - "Duendé!" - No! 145 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,725 Yes! 146 00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,392 Yes! 147 00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:32,841 - Yes. - Oh my God... 148 00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:37,926 - Everywhere! - I can fly! 149 00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:46,883 - I'll get some water. - It's all ok. I'm here. 150 00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:50,300 I'll hold your hair, your beautiful hair. 151 00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:53,720 Your pretty hair. 152 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,758 Everything OK? 153 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:57,469 Drinking water. 154 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,556 It all ended up in the piss bucket! 155 00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,260 Disgusting. 156 00:17:01,392 --> 00:17:02,592 Here, here, take this. 157 00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:08,345 Yes, exactly. 158 00:17:09,017 --> 00:17:10,843 There you go. 159 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:15,173 So much tequila! 160 00:17:15,308 --> 00:17:17,300 You smell like tequila now. 161 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,344 Oh, baby. 162 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,183 Yes? 163 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,970 I would be so sexy if I were pregnant. 164 00:17:33,183 --> 00:17:34,642 I would have huge tits. 165 00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:39,176 Baby, I love your tits. They fit perfectly in the hand. 166 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,798 Perfect. Look how well they fit in my hand. 167 00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:45,596 Baby, I'll let you drink the milk. 168 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:47,930 Clear. 169 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:51,888 Rather not? 170 00:17:52,017 --> 00:17:53,830 I thought you were a pervert. I don't know. 171 00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:58,971 I am too, it's just that pregnant women aren't really my thing. 172 00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,594 Pregnant women are sexy. 173 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:04,122 I don't know, I've never slept with a pregnant woman before, but... 174 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,830 - I don't know. - But you would do it. 175 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:09,015 - Yes. - Wait a minute, you ask him, 176 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:13,966 the guy who would fuck anything with a hole and a heartbeat? 177 00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,717 I am not laughing. I want a child. 178 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:27,138 We live on a boat. 179 00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:30,515 I know tons of people with kids on boats. 180 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,013 - Yes? Have you seen her? - No, you stay there. 181 00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:36,639 This guy who has two kids and a dog and a parrot. 182 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,330 Where would we put it? Oh look, a baby in the sink. 183 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,721 - Where would you put the baby? - In here. 184 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:46,307 They are growing, they are getting bigger and bigger. They don't stay small like piggies. 185 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,639 - You know, they grow. - Yes. 186 00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,889 Then feed it so that it stays small. 187 00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:54,715 - They are growing up and have to go to school. - A bonsai baby. 188 00:18:54,850 --> 00:18:57,330 Sorry, I think having a child is narcissistic. 189 00:18:57,350 --> 00:19:01,013 Wanting a little mini version of yourself running around here. 190 00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:02,138 No, that is right. 191 00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:05,830 Is it narcissistic to put someone else's needs ahead of your own? 192 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:09,279 - It's selfish to have children. - It's a bit of narcissism. 193 00:19:09,308 --> 00:19:10,388 - Selfish... - I agree. 194 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,343 - Yes. - That makes no sense. 195 00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:16,340 We must... We must multiply for the sake of humanity. 196 00:19:16,475 --> 00:19:20,422 Humanity will be fine without it making your vagina worse. 197 00:19:20,558 --> 00:19:22,017 - No. - In any case. 198 00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:28,222 All these religious extremists who are fucking homophobic are having children. 199 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:34,348 And we need... sensible, wonderful 200 00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:36,383 people like us to get out of my vagina. 201 00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:39,247 - So that we have balance. - Then she says something. 202 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,205 This is totally... Are you both stupid? 203 00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:43,761 No. Honey, why are you so scared to death of this? 204 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,891 - Come on. It will be fine. - Yes. 205 00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:50,881 - I can't discuss this right now. - You never want to discuss this. 206 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:53,122 No, you're right, I don't want to discuss it. 207 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:56,722 But I really want to discuss it. 208 00:19:56,850 --> 00:20:00,264 - You want to argue about it. - No, I don't want to argue about it. 209 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:04,016 OK? What matters is, 210 00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:09,511 do you want us to do this? 211 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,475 - Can you imagine us doing that? - We? 212 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,469 I want that... I want to see that. 213 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,093 This is absolutely brilliant. 214 00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:21,425 Honey, we would do it with that. 215 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,163 He can give us his little fish. 216 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:26,515 A fantastic idea. Why didn't I think of this sooner? 217 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,427 Me neither. This is... Are you doing this? 218 00:20:29,558 --> 00:20:31,680 - Would you do that? - Yes. 219 00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:33,267 Yes! Oh my God! 220 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:47,259 Hello. This is your spiritual awakening. 221 00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:52,092 Morning. 222 00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:54,969 Morning. 223 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,846 You are healed from all your past traumas. 224 00:21:02,975 --> 00:21:05,309 Next train to Mordor, leaving in ten minutes. 225 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:09,598 Oh, please, stop, baby. 226 00:21:09,725 --> 00:21:12,890 I ask Vishnu and Ganesha and Shakti... 227 00:21:13,017 --> 00:21:15,288 - Fuck Vishnu. Fuck Ganesha. - ...and Shiva, all of them, 228 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,997 about helping you deal with your hangover and cheering you 229 00:21:18,017 --> 00:21:21,348 up on this wonderful morning. It's a beautiful morning. 230 00:21:27,017 --> 00:21:28,925 Stop it, damn it! 231 00:21:29,058 --> 00:21:30,635 Stop it! 232 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,216 Please stop! Crap! No! 233 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:36,342 No! 234 00:21:38,058 --> 00:21:40,180 Where do we get ibuprofen? 235 00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:43,557 In the first aid kit, darling, 236 00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:45,872 where everything is that is somehow medical. 237 00:21:45,892 --> 00:21:49,009 Honey, the first aid kit. Hello? Over there. 238 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,839 Angry lesbian on the boat. 239 00:21:58,975 --> 00:22:02,756 Red alert. 240 00:22:02,892 --> 00:22:06,721 OK, do you have any psychopaths in the family? 241 00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:09,553 - Yes, my mom. - OK. 242 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:18,304 What about illnesses, diabetes or something? 243 00:22:18,433 --> 00:22:22,510 Does herpes count? I once had herpes on my tail. 244 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,392 - Baby, is this for me? - Yes, it is, my love. 245 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,888 So, no, it's on your cock, but... 246 00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:29,510 More questions. 247 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,842 Cancer? 248 00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:37,553 No. Not yet. 249 00:22:37,683 --> 00:22:39,391 Very good. 250 00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:43,263 - What else is there? Twins? - Twins? What happens to twins? 251 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:45,514 Do you have twins in your family? 252 00:22:45,642 --> 00:22:46,842 Yes. 253 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:53,849 - We were drunk yesterday, right? - Yes, we were. 254 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:57,057 I mean, I was drunk. I was drunk. 255 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:03,100 What? So, is this really happening now? 256 00:23:04,225 --> 00:23:07,226 I mean, that's what usually happens when you agree to things. 257 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:10,301 I said a lot of stupid shit when I was drunk. 258 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,385 OK. Don't talk shit now. 259 00:23:15,267 --> 00:23:18,799 I... I don't talk shit. 260 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:22,928 I mean, it's just... 261 00:23:23,058 --> 00:23:26,342 It's a pretty big jump, so suddenly, you know? 262 00:23:26,475 --> 00:23:28,632 I mean, it was a drunk yes. 263 00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:34,053 I mean, I was drunk. I woke up with a bad hangover 264 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:37,597 and you're asking questions about cancer and twins. 265 00:23:37,725 --> 00:23:40,724 Nobody ever wants to wake up to Cancer and Gemini. 266 00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:43,756 That's a good name for a pub, "Cancer and Gemini". 267 00:23:43,850 --> 00:23:45,972 That's a terrible bar name. 268 00:23:47,892 --> 00:23:49,913 It was a drunken yes, but you agreed. 269 00:23:49,933 --> 00:23:52,267 People say yes to things when they're drunk, 270 00:23:52,392 --> 00:23:55,095 which makes them regret it the next day. 271 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,872 I once let a guy put his cock in my mouth. 272 00:23:57,892 --> 00:24:02,384 Was that a good idea? Not really. No, it wasn't at all. 273 00:24:09,183 --> 00:24:12,597 OK. This is crazy. 274 00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:19,217 No wait. 275 00:24:28,892 --> 00:24:30,273 Do you want to talk about it? 276 00:26:31,183 --> 00:26:33,747 - Swear you didn't talk about that. - I swear. 277 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,260 - Never? - Never. 278 00:26:35,392 --> 00:26:38,509 - Why did you play along? - It seemed like a good game. 279 00:26:38,642 --> 00:26:41,413 It's a child, not a game. It's for the rest of your fucking life. 280 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,100 A life together, like in Barcelona back then... 281 00:26:44,225 --> 00:26:46,288 I knew you had this planned, damn it. 282 00:26:46,308 --> 00:26:50,255 It wasn't planned, you idiot. It's not about you. 283 00:26:50,933 --> 00:26:52,133 Asshole. 284 00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:04,259 Eve? 285 00:27:06,350 --> 00:27:07,760 Eve? 286 00:27:35,808 --> 00:27:38,843 Hey. 287 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,259 OK. 288 00:28:33,183 --> 00:28:35,720 Will you stop crying if we try? 289 00:28:37,225 --> 00:28:38,600 Do you do that? 290 00:28:41,017 --> 00:28:43,222 Promised? No more crying. 291 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:48,383 Not even in films. Promised? It makes me so sad. 292 00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:51,799 I've never seen you like this, darling. 293 00:28:53,642 --> 00:28:55,799 Are you serious? 294 00:28:59,642 --> 00:29:00,872 - Are you serious? - Yes. 295 00:29:00,892 --> 00:29:04,140 OK, can I cry now? No, just a little, with joy. 296 00:29:04,267 --> 00:29:06,886 - No baby. - OK, then don't look. 297 00:29:07,017 --> 00:29:09,257 Baby, stop it! 298 00:29:09,392 --> 00:29:11,798 Do not look. 299 00:29:11,933 --> 00:29:13,806 - Do you want tea? - No. Yes. 300 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:17,466 - Do you want tea? - No wait. Are you serious? 301 00:29:18,683 --> 00:29:21,138 - Are you serious? - Yes. 302 00:29:22,017 --> 00:29:23,392 Yes. 303 00:29:23,517 --> 00:29:26,374 Please, stop crying. Please, stop crying, damn it. 304 00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:28,348 - OK. - Please, stop crying, baby. 305 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,881 OK. I'm stopping. 306 00:29:31,017 --> 00:29:32,594 I have stopped. 307 00:29:32,725 --> 00:29:35,059 - That would be nice. - I've already stopped. 308 00:29:37,683 --> 00:29:40,054 YOU HAVE NO PERMANENT JOB 309 00:30:20,142 --> 00:30:23,342 Can I... use your cell phone, please? 310 00:30:23,475 --> 00:30:26,889 Clear. Want to ask Chacho for tips? 311 00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:34,010 OK. 312 00:30:36,183 --> 00:30:38,720 Why doesn't he have a cell phone? 313 00:30:46,517 --> 00:30:48,176 Crap. 314 00:30:48,308 --> 00:30:49,508 Come on. 315 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:08,288 Sounds like he's breaking the damn toilet. 316 00:31:08,308 --> 00:31:10,347 Like he's doing cartwheels. 317 00:31:20,225 --> 00:31:22,098 Crap. OK. 318 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:37,223 A little bit more. 319 00:31:37,350 --> 00:31:39,176 One more drop. 320 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,556 Move it a little. 321 00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:54,302 OK. 322 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:08,591 - That's strange. - OK. 323 00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:11,339 - Ready? - Yes. 324 00:32:11,475 --> 00:32:13,218 Yes I am ready. 325 00:32:16,558 --> 00:32:18,467 Let's go. 326 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,592 Hey! Where do you want to go? 327 00:32:20,725 --> 00:32:21,925 I'm curious. 328 00:32:22,017 --> 00:32:24,850 You can be curious out here. 329 00:32:24,975 --> 00:32:28,223 Please. I just want to see if it happens. 330 00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:30,141 Don't get on my ovaries! 331 00:32:30,267 --> 00:32:32,175 - Get out of here please. - OK. 332 00:32:32,308 --> 00:32:34,404 - Go to the supermarket. - I'm going already. 333 00:32:37,225 --> 00:32:39,181 Hey. 334 00:32:40,308 --> 00:32:43,343 - Can you help me with the panties? - Always. 335 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:01,466 OK, ready? 336 00:33:06,183 --> 00:33:08,850 - No, everything is fine, everything is fine. - OK. Yes. 337 00:33:08,975 --> 00:33:10,303 - OK. - Yes. 338 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,224 OK. 339 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:19,389 - Very strange. - Yes. 340 00:33:26,058 --> 00:33:27,600 OK. 341 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:31,132 Is it in there? 342 00:33:31,683 --> 00:33:34,220 - Cat? - Yes, it's in there. 343 00:33:36,392 --> 00:33:38,016 What's happening now? 344 00:33:38,142 --> 00:33:40,761 Now mom wants an orgasm. 345 00:33:41,892 --> 00:33:48,505 I mean, it helps... It helps your 346 00:33:48,642 --> 00:33:50,882 cervix suck the stuff in when you come. 347 00:33:52,183 --> 00:33:54,471 Come on baby. Fuck him. 348 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,136 - OK, screw him. - Fuck him. 349 00:33:57,267 --> 00:33:59,258 OK. OK. 350 00:34:24,392 --> 00:34:26,265 Do it. 351 00:34:28,808 --> 00:34:30,717 Do it to me, baby. 352 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:00,622 You don't have to send me money for the baby, you know that. 353 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:02,349 But I want to. 354 00:35:04,308 --> 00:35:06,265 How would you pay for the boat? 355 00:35:06,392 --> 00:35:12,507 I can sell my grandparents' house and... start something here. 356 00:35:13,892 --> 00:35:16,511 Is it a problem if I stay, right? 357 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:21,471 A problem? No. 358 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,038 You won't be the legal father, so it won't... 359 00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:27,010 Yes I know. 360 00:35:27,142 --> 00:35:30,425 - I mean, that wasn't part of the plan. - Yes. 361 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:41,538 Hey, did you know that if you don't move the boat every two 362 00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:45,256 weeks, they tow it away, then you're basically homeless. Crazy. 363 00:35:45,392 --> 00:35:47,051 And how do they know that? 364 00:35:47,183 --> 00:35:48,760 They totally monitor it. 365 00:35:48,892 --> 00:35:52,673 But, baby, you get a warning beforehand, it's okay. 366 00:35:56,850 --> 00:36:00,217 I'm just saying, it's not an easy one... It's a big step. 367 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:03,515 Eva, I don't want...molestar? 368 00:36:03,642 --> 00:36:05,598 - Disturb. - I dont want to bother you. 369 00:36:05,725 --> 00:36:09,388 I understand. It is important for me... 370 00:36:09,517 --> 00:36:12,663 It is important to me that my decision is okay with you. 371 00:36:12,683 --> 00:36:16,381 OK. So, you need my permission to buy a boat? 372 00:36:16,517 --> 00:36:18,343 Hey, baby, come on. 373 00:36:20,017 --> 00:36:21,890 No, you have my blessing. 374 00:36:22,017 --> 00:36:24,553 OK. 375 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,971 - Honey, the rope. - Oh yeah. 376 00:36:33,808 --> 00:36:35,523 Should I go to the other side? 377 00:37:03,058 --> 00:37:05,216 Come on, you skinny boy! 378 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:11,215 - If she can do it, then you can do it. - But she already has it. 379 00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:14,266 She is so strong and sexy. Look at her. 380 00:37:14,392 --> 00:37:16,122 Baby, you have to help him, he can't do anything. 381 00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,466 Do it tenderly, as if it were a woman. 382 00:37:28,017 --> 00:37:31,265 - Do you want to do the other one? - Thanks so much. 383 00:37:37,017 --> 00:37:42,090 You know, I think we should do an induction ceremony like that. 384 00:37:43,892 --> 00:37:46,132 I suggest you empty the toilet today. 385 00:37:46,267 --> 00:37:48,363 Just because you always don't want to do it. 386 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,475 - Keep your mouth shut. - How do I do that? 387 00:37:50,517 --> 00:37:52,141 I'll show you. 388 00:37:56,058 --> 00:37:57,600 You'll love this. 389 00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:04,099 - This shit is so hard. - Why is it hard? 390 00:38:04,225 --> 00:38:05,683 Ta-da! 391 00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:07,642 OK. 392 00:38:08,308 --> 00:38:10,798 - It works like this. - OK. 393 00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:14,429 - You open this. - Understood. 394 00:38:16,142 --> 00:38:18,347 - OK. - So. 395 00:38:22,058 --> 00:38:25,472 Do you smell Eva's shit? 396 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,848 It is wonderful. I love it, baby. You smell like flowers. 397 00:38:28,975 --> 00:38:33,301 I smell lavender and patchouli 398 00:38:33,433 --> 00:38:36,516 and there is also a quinoa top note. 399 00:38:54,308 --> 00:38:58,173 "Our potato is your potato." Do you want one? No? 400 00:38:58,933 --> 00:39:00,830 Good morning "Our potato is your potato." 401 00:39:00,850 --> 00:39:03,007 - Oh cool. - Yes, for you. 402 00:39:03,142 --> 00:39:06,508 - For free? - Sure, no problem. 403 00:39:07,142 --> 00:39:08,719 Have a wonderful day to you. 404 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,133 Good morning 405 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:15,049 - I think I know you. - Clear. The old trick. 406 00:39:15,183 --> 00:39:16,807 No. 407 00:39:17,933 --> 00:39:21,975 The magic of tricks doesn't matter. Even though it's a trick, it works. 408 00:39:22,892 --> 00:39:24,800 You seem pretty confident. 409 00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:28,715 No, I... I just believe in magic, you know? 410 00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:30,925 Clear. Good luck. 411 00:39:31,058 --> 00:39:34,306 - Crap. Are you all right? - Everything OK? 412 00:39:34,433 --> 00:39:36,508 Do you need help? 413 00:39:36,642 --> 00:39:38,550 It's all ok. It's all ok. 414 00:39:40,392 --> 00:39:42,218 Very funny. 415 00:39:44,892 --> 00:39:47,750 - You smell like pussy. - That's because there was no soap. 416 00:39:48,642 --> 00:39:51,013 - Happy birthday, beautiful one. - Thanks. 417 00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:54,259 This is my mother, Germaine. This is Roger. 418 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,592 Wow, hello. 419 00:39:56,892 --> 00:39:58,848 Oh, you're beautiful. 420 00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:03,380 Yes. They're like an older version of Eve. 421 00:40:04,892 --> 00:40:06,682 But nice. 422 00:40:06,808 --> 00:40:09,973 Well, I mean, both are beautiful. One mother, one daughter. 423 00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:12,008 Nice. 424 00:40:12,142 --> 00:40:13,413 Understood. Let's eat. 425 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:16,622 - Dude, I told you seven o'clock. - Well, I'm already eating, so... 426 00:40:16,642 --> 00:40:17,872 How about a glass of wine? 427 00:40:17,892 --> 00:40:20,725 No! Not on the candle. 428 00:40:20,850 --> 00:40:23,174 - I'm pretty blind too. - Bottom up! 429 00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:26,967 He's funny. Dear, all the best. 430 00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:30,468 Pachamama. 431 00:40:32,058 --> 00:40:33,433 OK. 432 00:40:33,558 --> 00:40:34,886 Hello. 433 00:40:35,017 --> 00:40:38,016 And... To the new member of our family. 434 00:40:39,017 --> 00:40:40,261 Yes. 435 00:40:41,225 --> 00:40:43,430 To the very handsome new man. 436 00:40:44,392 --> 00:40:46,051 - So... - Spanish. 437 00:40:46,183 --> 00:40:49,946 We don't know if it's a boy. I'd actually rather have a girl. 438 00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,638 Oh... Ah, OK. 439 00:40:54,767 --> 00:40:56,805 Ok I'm sorry. Wow. 440 00:40:56,933 --> 00:41:00,549 - Sorry, I thought she knew. - You like girls? 441 00:41:00,683 --> 00:41:03,682 I like girls, yes, but I'm sorry, I shouldn't have... 442 00:41:03,808 --> 00:41:04,888 Would you know? 443 00:41:05,017 --> 00:41:07,471 - I mean, sure, now... - Guess what? 444 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,679 Good news. 445 00:41:08,808 --> 00:41:13,929 So, mom, we're having a baby. 446 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:17,635 I mean, we're trying. 447 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,719 Hooray! 448 00:41:20,850 --> 00:41:23,802 Oh my goodness! 449 00:41:24,642 --> 00:41:27,392 - Oh, dear. - Oh, mom. 450 00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:30,469 Oh, dear. Cat. 451 00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:33,886 Yes. 452 00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:38,177 Oh. Who will... wear it? 453 00:41:38,308 --> 00:41:40,383 - I. - Crap. 454 00:41:41,267 --> 00:41:42,926 - Naturally. - Infant. 455 00:41:43,058 --> 00:41:45,705 - You can also. I have enough. - I like my vagina the way it is. 456 00:41:45,725 --> 00:41:47,297 I have sperm for both of you. 457 00:41:48,808 --> 00:41:51,538 And you should congratulate him too, because he's going to be the father... 458 00:41:51,558 --> 00:41:54,225 - The donor. - What? 459 00:41:55,183 --> 00:41:57,424 - Yes, he helps us. - The donor? 460 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,384 What? 461 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,797 The soap dispenser. 462 00:42:00,933 --> 00:42:03,767 - Yes, I'm the... Yes. - Yes, exactly. 463 00:42:03,892 --> 00:42:06,298 - You will be the father? - Yes. 464 00:42:06,433 --> 00:42:09,598 So, Roger won't be staying with us. 465 00:42:09,725 --> 00:42:12,510 No. I'm here to give my little fish. 466 00:42:12,642 --> 00:42:14,847 You give your... What? 467 00:42:14,975 --> 00:42:18,175 - My seed. - Ah, of course, yes. 468 00:42:18,308 --> 00:42:20,798 But we raise the child. 469 00:42:20,933 --> 00:42:23,885 Yes... we made a contract. 470 00:42:24,017 --> 00:42:28,474 - A contract? - Yes, well, everything is legal, 471 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,006 everything is sorted out, you know. 472 00:42:31,142 --> 00:42:34,508 - What has been clarified? - The kind of... 473 00:42:34,642 --> 00:42:35,913 Honey, you know your way around. 474 00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:39,763 It just says that we have custody of the child 475 00:42:39,892 --> 00:42:43,424 and he has visitation rights and stuff like that. 476 00:42:43,558 --> 00:42:46,580 Yes. I would like to know how you feel about becoming a father of a child, 477 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,622 - that you won't raise yourself. - So, mom. 478 00:42:48,642 --> 00:42:50,183 OK, shut up. 479 00:42:51,142 --> 00:42:53,678 Wow, that's a good question. 480 00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:56,591 Bueno, I'm... 481 00:42:58,892 --> 00:43:01,558 I'm glad I can help you. 482 00:43:01,683 --> 00:43:05,097 I... I like doing this. 483 00:43:05,225 --> 00:43:07,382 Fine, but what do you feel? 484 00:43:07,517 --> 00:43:10,183 Yes, I will be there for the child. 485 00:43:10,308 --> 00:43:14,634 I'll... be in his life. I adapt. 486 00:43:14,767 --> 00:43:17,007 What about our feelings? 487 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:22,015 Wouldn't it be easier to do this with an anonymous donor? 488 00:43:22,142 --> 00:43:24,413 - Not for the child. - I can pay for the clinic. 489 00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:27,349 - No way. - I pay, there is no... 490 00:43:27,475 --> 00:43:30,474 - It's really not necessary. - No, pay me. 491 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,872 - I'm not telling you what to do. - But you do. 492 00:43:32,892 --> 00:43:37,100 I am just worried. None of you have a permanent job. 493 00:43:37,225 --> 00:43:40,592 Kat has two jobs. She gets more and more boats to restore. 494 00:43:40,725 --> 00:43:42,183 I have a job. 495 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,455 Don't get me wrong, I think having children is 496 00:43:46,475 --> 00:43:49,011 wonderful and I think everyone should do it. 497 00:43:50,058 --> 00:43:52,050 And I will love being a grandma. 498 00:43:53,892 --> 00:43:57,223 But it all just seems so complicated. 499 00:43:59,225 --> 00:44:04,097 I've already told you that we tried to live in communes in the 70s. 500 00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:05,425 Wow. 501 00:44:05,558 --> 00:44:09,091 I'm telling you, it wasn't just about wearing flowers in your hair. 502 00:44:09,225 --> 00:44:13,883 Everyone... everyone had lice. 503 00:44:14,017 --> 00:44:16,413 Pubic lice. Do you know pubic lice? Everyone had them. 504 00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:21,008 They were so disgusting, jumping from one genital to the next. 505 00:44:21,142 --> 00:44:25,634 And people were scratching and getting scabs and it was horrible. 506 00:44:25,767 --> 00:44:30,259 But what I wanted to say is, we really tried. 507 00:44:30,392 --> 00:44:32,467 We tried to change things. 508 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,924 We really tried. 509 00:44:35,058 --> 00:44:39,183 But you know, at the end of the day, life is the way it is for a reason. 510 00:44:39,308 --> 00:44:43,385 And there's a reason families are the way they are. 511 00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:47,097 One person is complicated, two people, you know. 512 00:44:47,225 --> 00:44:50,455 But with three people, it can just become a disaster. 513 00:44:50,475 --> 00:44:53,497 Honestly, I think your generation is talking a lot of shit. 514 00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:57,263 I think you're trying to remember what it was like to try things out. 515 00:44:57,392 --> 00:44:59,163 What it was like to try to change something, but then you 516 00:44:59,183 --> 00:45:02,613 saw the light and realized you weren't changing anything, 517 00:45:02,642 --> 00:45:08,177 so you became museum directors or members of a shitty reform party, 518 00:45:08,308 --> 00:45:11,785 where you tell each other stories about what it was like in Paris in 1968. 519 00:45:11,892 --> 00:45:14,747 But you know what I believe the damn truth is? 520 00:45:14,767 --> 00:45:17,931 I think you like the idea of ​​rebellion, but you 521 00:45:18,058 --> 00:45:21,288 always knew that sooner or later you would conform. 522 00:45:21,308 --> 00:45:24,757 And now two women are allowed to 523 00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:26,939 start a family, but only if, really only if, 524 00:45:27,017 --> 00:45:31,307 if we reproduce exactly what heterosexuals have always done. 525 00:45:32,225 --> 00:45:34,928 That's what you're saying, isn't it? Yes? 526 00:45:35,058 --> 00:45:38,306 Be a nice, safe family unit that makes money, because all that 527 00:45:38,433 --> 00:45:41,622 matters when it comes to raising a family is the damn money, 528 00:45:41,642 --> 00:45:44,747 so that this stupid system works and makes more money. 529 00:45:44,767 --> 00:45:46,997 You know what, seriously, fuck it, Germaine. 530 00:45:47,017 --> 00:45:49,055 Sorry, baby. I really love you. 531 00:45:49,183 --> 00:45:52,993 I think you are a fantastic woman, you are almost like a mother to me. 532 00:45:53,058 --> 00:45:56,330 I wish I had a mother like you, but I have 533 00:45:56,350 --> 00:45:58,446 to be honest and I think you're talking shit. 534 00:46:20,808 --> 00:46:22,350 Cat. 535 00:46:26,183 --> 00:46:27,383 I love you. 536 00:46:30,933 --> 00:46:32,392 Cat. 537 00:46:43,475 --> 00:46:45,597 I love you even more. 538 00:46:48,642 --> 00:46:50,680 Pachamama. 539 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,722 OK. We'll wipe it off later. 540 00:46:53,850 --> 00:46:57,217 - Pachamama. For the earth. - Pachamama. OK... 541 00:46:57,350 --> 00:46:59,830 - Pachamama! - Can you bring cleaning supplies for this? 542 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:01,279 This is my bedroom, OK? 543 00:47:17,892 --> 00:47:20,381 Yes! Keep it up! Yes! 544 00:47:22,183 --> 00:47:23,891 Great, you made it. 545 00:47:24,017 --> 00:47:27,846 OK, the main thing is: don't let her go. 546 00:47:27,975 --> 00:47:31,258 She slips out of my hands. 547 00:47:36,058 --> 00:47:38,216 Try again. 548 00:47:56,225 --> 00:48:00,350 I want you to keep practicing this. I'll be right back, okay? 549 00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:34,220 - Thanks. - Gladly. 550 00:48:40,808 --> 00:48:43,807 Stand up. Stand up! 551 00:48:43,933 --> 00:48:47,466 I have to make the bed for my Tuesday lover, so you have to go out. 552 00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:52,217 Wow! 553 00:48:53,517 --> 00:48:54,892 Someone must be awake there. 554 00:48:57,183 --> 00:48:59,886 - You have a boner. - Yes I'm sorry. 555 00:49:00,017 --> 00:49:03,588 While I tried to suffocate you. You are a miserable pervert. 556 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:08,220 - And you like it. - No, I'm not that into SandM, thanks. 557 00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:09,760 MandM? 558 00:49:09,892 --> 00:49:13,175 You know, your pussy tastes a little like chocolate. 559 00:49:15,308 --> 00:49:18,508 My pussy tastes a bit like chocolate? 560 00:49:18,642 --> 00:49:22,719 Let me think. Where did you get the idea from? 561 00:49:24,558 --> 00:49:27,013 - From your pussy. - From my pussy? 562 00:49:27,142 --> 00:49:31,053 So it tastes like chocolate. Not because I'm a little brown? 563 00:49:31,183 --> 00:49:33,258 - No! - But! 564 00:49:33,392 --> 00:49:35,928 - No! - You are a racist like Hitler. 565 00:49:36,058 --> 00:49:38,154 It's like I just had Hitler in bed. 566 00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:40,330 How about you fuck off now? 567 00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:43,205 - No, that was just a comparison. - Get out. Come on now, get out. 568 00:49:43,225 --> 00:49:47,469 You have lost all privileges. Out. I don't share my bed with a child. 569 00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,469 - Then you're the pervert. - I'm the pervert? 570 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,800 Yes. 571 00:49:51,933 --> 00:49:54,683 Get out, you koala! Out! 572 00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:12,801 Or you never fart, but you smell farts all day long. 573 00:50:12,933 --> 00:50:14,806 That's easy! 574 00:50:16,642 --> 00:50:22,260 Yeah, I mean, you choose to smell shit all day long. 575 00:50:24,850 --> 00:50:27,007 - Everything OK? - Yes everything allright. 576 00:50:30,142 --> 00:50:32,927 - Be careful with your... - Yes, I'm careful. Hi. 577 00:50:33,058 --> 00:50:35,180 - Hi. - How are you? 578 00:50:35,308 --> 00:50:37,880 - You know... - Jinx. From the other day. 579 00:50:38,017 --> 00:50:40,969 What? 580 00:50:43,142 --> 00:50:46,508 Shit, I forgot, sorry. 581 00:50:47,350 --> 00:50:50,135 OK, I'll do it right away. 582 00:50:54,433 --> 00:50:57,100 Do you want... Should I go? 583 00:50:59,433 --> 00:51:02,598 - Do you want to help him with this? - Help with what? 584 00:51:02,725 --> 00:51:05,096 - Oh, didn't he tell you? - No. 585 00:51:07,058 --> 00:51:09,974 - Tell what? - We're trying to get pregnant. 586 00:51:13,433 --> 00:51:14,678 Wow. 587 00:51:30,017 --> 00:51:33,099 How he puts in the effort. Wow! 588 00:51:34,017 --> 00:51:35,890 We've gotten used to it. 589 00:52:04,517 --> 00:52:06,343 I'm sorry. 590 00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,642 Hey. I didn't know we were supposed to keep anything. 591 00:52:19,558 --> 00:52:22,758 - You probably should have told me. - Yes. 592 00:52:24,433 --> 00:52:27,551 We still have two days left in this cycle, right? I'm sorry. 593 00:52:27,683 --> 00:52:30,007 Yes. Do not apologize. 594 00:52:31,017 --> 00:52:32,955 - I'm sorry. - It does not matter. I feel stupid. 595 00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:36,507 - I'll go. - Will I see you later? 596 00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:42,093 Well, I think you'd better keep your stuff here for your project. 597 00:52:42,225 --> 00:52:47,760 Yes, but how about dinner, or ice cream, or... 598 00:52:47,892 --> 00:52:49,765 I don't like ice cream. 599 00:52:49,892 --> 00:52:51,967 OK, chocolate? 600 00:52:55,142 --> 00:52:57,714 Does this bother you? 601 00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:01,098 No, everything's cool. 602 00:53:01,225 --> 00:53:03,181 Have fun. 603 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:05,632 Good luck. See you then. 604 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:11,224 Bye. 605 00:54:35,975 --> 00:54:38,760 - Please. - Thank you, sweety. 606 00:54:38,892 --> 00:54:41,580 No problem, but save the “sweetie” thing for your wife. 607 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,888 But she's not as nice to me as you are. 608 00:54:44,017 --> 00:54:47,181 - I wonder why. - I like a strong woman. 609 00:54:47,892 --> 00:54:50,760 Don't you people have a home? 610 00:54:50,892 --> 00:54:52,634 - No. - Not really. 611 00:54:52,767 --> 00:54:55,256 - Hey. - I thought you had to leave early today. 612 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:58,391 - No, no problem. - Secure? I can step in for you. 613 00:54:58,517 --> 00:55:01,883 Sandra sits in front of the television and watches her favorite shows. 614 00:55:02,017 --> 00:55:05,099 - Sit with her. - As if I wanted to. 615 00:55:05,225 --> 00:55:07,513 - Alright, see you later. - Good night. 616 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:09,266 Good night. 617 00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:12,933 Hey! 618 00:55:14,767 --> 00:55:16,142 Hey! 619 00:55:16,267 --> 00:55:19,301 Hey, Santa Claus. Wake up and get out of there. 620 00:55:19,433 --> 00:55:22,516 Your reindeer are getting impatient. Come on now, fuck off. 621 00:56:55,308 --> 00:56:56,968 A KIDNEY BEAN 622 00:56:58,225 --> 00:57:00,098 - Eva Carrington? - Yes. 623 00:57:00,225 --> 00:57:01,884 Please come with me. 624 00:57:02,975 --> 00:57:05,595 Only two people at a time, please. 625 00:57:10,558 --> 00:57:12,301 This direction, please. 626 00:57:20,517 --> 00:57:22,555 This is getting a little cold now. 627 00:57:23,142 --> 00:57:25,714 - Oh! - Excuse me. 628 00:57:26,642 --> 00:57:27,970 It's all ok. 629 00:57:28,517 --> 00:57:29,975 OK. 630 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:35,884 - So you're in the eighth week? - Ninth. 631 00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:37,843 - OK. - We believe. 632 00:57:38,558 --> 00:57:40,633 We'll see that soon. 633 00:57:42,308 --> 00:57:43,663 Sometimes, when it's so early, we need to 634 00:57:43,683 --> 00:57:47,216 do a vaginal ultrasound to see it in detail. 635 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:50,724 Look. 636 00:57:53,642 --> 00:57:55,135 There we have it. 637 00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:01,264 Looks like a kidney bean. 638 00:58:02,183 --> 00:58:04,554 Do you want to hear the heartbeat? 639 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:07,642 OK. 640 00:58:34,392 --> 00:58:35,592 There is the face. 641 00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:38,218 It has a face. 642 00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:41,097 It has a face. 643 00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:45,308 Hi! 644 00:58:57,225 --> 00:58:58,600 What? 645 00:58:58,725 --> 00:59:00,183 And? 646 00:59:37,392 --> 00:59:38,933 The thing will burst. 647 00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,172 No, this is going too far, dude, too far. 648 00:59:55,308 --> 00:59:57,514 - God bless you. - Thanks. 649 00:59:57,642 --> 01:00:01,222 Save me, sister, my soul is dirty! 650 01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:03,141 Dirty. 651 01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,342 Where is Farid? Is he there? 652 01:00:05,475 --> 01:00:06,755 - Hello. - C'est moi! 653 01:00:09,142 --> 01:00:12,390 For a moment I thought I had no competition at all. 654 01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:16,205 How are you doing? A Muslim drinking wine, great. 655 01:00:16,225 --> 01:00:19,592 - Can I get WiFi? - I am a unicorn. 656 01:00:20,850 --> 01:00:24,181 - Fill me up, darling. - Clear. Let's go. 657 01:00:24,308 --> 01:00:25,833 Where is the birthday child? 658 01:00:25,933 --> 01:00:29,300 Do you see the monster in the dinosaur costume? 659 01:00:29,433 --> 01:00:31,840 - I do not believe it. - Yes I know. 660 01:00:31,975 --> 01:00:33,931 Oh my god, she's so big. 661 01:00:34,058 --> 01:00:36,892 - Infant. - Yes? 662 01:00:37,017 --> 01:00:39,802 - Baby, are you coming? - I have to pee. 663 01:00:39,933 --> 01:00:41,972 I'll be right there. 664 01:00:43,392 --> 01:00:44,885 OK. 665 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:48,304 Can you pour me a drink? 666 01:00:48,433 --> 01:00:49,761 Yes... 667 01:00:51,017 --> 01:00:52,724 Much better. 668 01:00:53,850 --> 01:00:55,972 I thought you had to pee. 669 01:00:57,808 --> 01:01:00,999 I mean, sometimes I feel like she needs me for everything. 670 01:01:01,058 --> 01:01:03,465 Darling, I can tell you a thing or two about that. 671 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,330 Martin can't even brush his teeth without me helping him. 672 01:01:06,350 --> 01:01:09,302 - Hello, damn it, I'm here. - I know where you are. 673 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,053 And I have no problem with that... 674 01:01:15,350 --> 01:01:19,558 Building blocks! Cool, right? 675 01:01:20,808 --> 01:01:23,238 I can help you build something if you want. 676 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:31,175 Would you rather go back to the other children? 677 01:01:31,308 --> 01:01:32,802 Come on. 678 01:01:36,058 --> 01:01:39,888 Do not worry. You are very honest at that age. 679 01:01:40,017 --> 01:01:42,304 No filters at all. 680 01:01:43,558 --> 01:01:46,308 It is sweet. 681 01:01:47,142 --> 01:01:49,761 I'll put that in there, okay? 682 01:01:58,267 --> 01:02:01,266 Eve? Come here. 683 01:02:01,975 --> 01:02:03,517 Come on, people. 684 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:05,849 Come with me. 685 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:09,966 OK. 686 01:02:11,225 --> 01:02:13,679 We're jungle animals, right? 687 01:02:13,808 --> 01:02:15,089 Quack, quack! 688 01:02:15,225 --> 01:02:18,224 Eve will be the lion in my place. 689 01:02:18,350 --> 01:02:20,009 Show me a lion. 690 01:02:20,767 --> 01:02:23,849 Too nice lion. 691 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:27,038 Animals, do you buy that from this lion? 692 01:02:27,058 --> 01:02:28,801 - No. - No. 693 01:02:28,933 --> 01:02:30,759 How is that possible? 694 01:04:08,475 --> 01:04:09,675 Just look. 695 01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:13,219 - Here's one that's cheaper. - Yes, 800 pounds. 696 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:17,475 Yes, but it's cheaper. It can be rebuilt, it is modular, 697 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:20,765 you can continue to use it as the child grows up. 698 01:04:20,892 --> 01:04:23,974 Yes, can it be converted into a Prius? 699 01:04:25,392 --> 01:04:26,720 Yes, it is expensive. 700 01:04:26,850 --> 01:04:28,641 Can I help you? 701 01:04:28,767 --> 01:04:30,225 - Hi. - No. 702 01:04:30,350 --> 01:04:32,804 - No, we're just looking. - Yes. 703 01:04:32,933 --> 01:04:34,593 - Browse. - We're just browsing. 704 01:04:34,725 --> 01:04:38,802 Maybe we want something a little more vintage. 705 01:04:38,933 --> 01:04:42,382 Vintage? OK, is this your first time with us? 706 01:04:42,517 --> 01:04:44,343 OK. Yes. 707 01:04:44,475 --> 01:04:46,618 I know that couples are often intimidated when 708 01:04:46,725 --> 01:04:49,641 they first see how expensive everything is, 709 01:04:49,767 --> 01:04:54,141 but that's what we're here for, to make it all a little easier. 710 01:04:54,267 --> 01:04:58,510 The most important thing is planning and wanting the best for your child. 711 01:04:58,642 --> 01:05:01,308 Is your wife good at planning ahead? 712 01:05:01,433 --> 01:05:06,139 Oh, my husband is more of a planner in the family. 713 01:05:06,267 --> 01:05:12,763 He is the secretary to the Spanish Minister of Infrastructure. 714 01:05:13,558 --> 01:05:15,182 Yes. 715 01:05:15,308 --> 01:05:17,880 I am an extraordinary planner. 716 01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:20,341 I don't miss anything. 717 01:05:20,475 --> 01:05:24,552 Well then, maybe we'll use a slightly smaller model 718 01:05:24,683 --> 01:05:28,760 for you to start with. It has everything you need... 719 01:05:28,892 --> 01:05:34,261 And for changing diapers, 720 01:05:34,392 --> 01:05:39,761 we can... build a table like this, 721 01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:42,642 but attach it to the wall 722 01:05:42,767 --> 01:05:45,482 - and then a pole... - A fold-out table like that? 723 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,883 - Exactly. And then you have more space. - This is true. 724 01:05:49,017 --> 01:05:51,341 - Yes. - That's really good. 725 01:05:51,475 --> 01:05:55,007 - Here, no, but this... - And we can use the area here... 726 01:05:55,142 --> 01:05:58,141 We don't need that, we can use this area here. 727 01:05:58,267 --> 01:06:00,424 Yeah, let's just put all this shit away. 728 01:06:00,558 --> 01:06:04,055 We can do all this stuff... We can have a flea market. 729 01:06:04,183 --> 01:06:06,497 We can have a flea market and make some money. 730 01:06:06,517 --> 01:06:08,508 New life. Place. 731 01:06:12,058 --> 01:06:14,844 The piano, we can sell the piano. 732 01:06:14,975 --> 01:06:17,830 - Definitely, we don't need that. - Yes, you need this, 733 01:06:17,850 --> 01:06:22,141 you have to teach our child to play the piano. 734 01:06:22,267 --> 01:06:24,424 - No. Yes, if... - Please. 735 01:06:24,558 --> 01:06:26,929 Yes, but hopefully by then we will have... 736 01:06:27,058 --> 01:06:28,967 Play something. 737 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,506 OK. 738 01:06:31,642 --> 01:06:35,222 It's good for the... for the child. 739 01:06:42,017 --> 01:06:43,641 OK. 740 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,094 I... 741 01:06:48,017 --> 01:06:52,142 - OK, this is my favorite song. - Wow. OK. 742 01:06:52,267 --> 01:06:53,926 - OK? - OK. 743 01:07:02,808 --> 01:07:04,385 Not bad. 744 01:07:05,975 --> 01:07:07,634 Therefore never cry for me 745 01:07:08,683 --> 01:07:11,517 With a banjo on his knee 746 01:07:15,017 --> 01:07:17,720 - Very good. - Yes. 747 01:07:20,558 --> 01:07:22,218 - OK, you play something. - No. 748 01:07:22,350 --> 01:07:24,580 - Yes, play and I'll follow you. - I can't... 749 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:28,891 - We can... I'll accompany your... - OK. 750 01:07:29,017 --> 01:07:30,872 - ...intuitive melody. - You're with me. 751 01:07:30,892 --> 01:07:32,599 - OK. - And four hands. 752 01:07:32,725 --> 01:07:35,890 Four hands? Two heads. Four feet. 753 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:39,675 And a mug. 754 01:07:42,975 --> 01:07:44,682 - OK. - OK. 755 01:10:11,017 --> 01:10:13,222 You have to go. 756 01:10:14,058 --> 01:10:15,718 Where to go? 757 01:10:18,642 --> 01:10:20,550 Back to Barcelona. 758 01:10:22,558 --> 01:10:24,100 No. 759 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:30,475 No. 760 01:10:31,058 --> 01:10:33,595 I mean, what? Why? 761 01:10:41,017 --> 01:10:43,636 - Roger, today was perfect. - Yes. 762 01:10:43,767 --> 01:10:47,927 - It was wonderful. - Yes. Very funny. 763 01:10:48,058 --> 01:10:50,015 That's exactly what I want. 764 01:10:51,017 --> 01:10:53,257 - And? - I want that with Kat. 765 01:10:57,767 --> 01:11:00,091 But she doesn't want it. 766 01:11:01,308 --> 01:11:03,016 I am sorry but... 767 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,343 ...she does not want it. 768 01:11:11,475 --> 01:11:15,884 Yes, but if you're here, she doesn't have to work on it. 769 01:11:23,267 --> 01:11:24,844 It is unfair. 770 01:11:24,975 --> 01:11:26,967 Yes, it's not, but it is... 771 01:11:38,933 --> 01:11:41,139 - It's complicated, OK? - No. 772 01:11:41,267 --> 01:11:43,258 - That's it. - It's not complicated. 773 01:11:43,392 --> 01:11:45,679 Yes it is. It's a fight that's already... 774 01:11:45,808 --> 01:11:49,175 It's like a lifelong battle that has lasted for years. 775 01:11:49,308 --> 01:11:53,848 And I'm so close, Roger, I'm so close, I'm almost there. 776 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,547 - Yes. - I feel that if she just... 777 01:11:58,683 --> 01:12:00,675 - ...developed... - Yes, I understand. 778 01:12:00,808 --> 01:12:02,904 - But if you're here, then... - Yeah, sure. 779 01:12:03,017 --> 01:12:04,955 - Then she bears no responsibility. - Naturally. 780 01:12:04,975 --> 01:12:08,175 You need me to jerk off, and now, like, I have a baby. 781 01:12:08,308 --> 01:12:11,889 So go, please. You do not need me. Right? 782 01:12:12,017 --> 01:12:15,763 - No, I'm not saying that. - Yes it is? 783 01:12:15,892 --> 01:12:18,381 No, that's really not what I said. 784 01:12:18,517 --> 01:12:21,883 I... I want this child. It is also my child. 785 01:12:22,017 --> 01:12:25,846 - I want it so bad, damn it. - Yes, but you are not the father. 786 01:12:26,850 --> 01:12:29,221 It was never meant to be you as the father. 787 01:12:29,767 --> 01:12:34,970 Yes, but you needed me to get Kat to agree, right? And now it's real. 788 01:12:39,767 --> 01:12:41,260 I'm sorry. 789 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,343 Are you awake? 790 01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:21,593 No, I'm sleeping. 791 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,800 Sorry, it was really busy. 792 01:13:37,683 --> 01:13:40,090 Did you get my SMS? 793 01:13:42,642 --> 01:13:46,636 Yes, and Ian wasn't doing so well. He's such an old fart. 794 01:13:49,725 --> 01:13:53,341 I'm glad you can now take care of 795 01:13:53,475 --> 01:13:55,190 your boss's feelings and his health. 796 01:13:57,350 --> 01:13:59,472 What does that mean now? 797 01:14:46,808 --> 01:14:49,807 - Where have you been? - On the way. 798 01:14:50,892 --> 01:14:52,350 You could have said something. 799 01:14:53,725 --> 01:14:54,925 What's up? 800 01:14:57,767 --> 01:14:59,344 I'm going back to Barcelona. 801 01:15:03,142 --> 01:15:04,666 What, you're going to Barcelona? 802 01:15:05,642 --> 01:15:06,842 Why? 803 01:15:08,517 --> 01:15:10,639 Are you leaving me here with this crap? 804 01:15:14,433 --> 01:15:16,224 With the crap or with the child? 805 01:15:16,350 --> 01:15:17,550 With the crap or child? 806 01:15:18,850 --> 01:15:20,723 Or do you then call him crap? 807 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,392 You're going to be a mother. 808 01:15:23,725 --> 01:15:25,250 Do you even care? 809 01:15:26,267 --> 01:15:27,725 You're going to be a mother. 810 01:15:27,850 --> 01:15:31,098 Do you understand that or not? 811 01:15:32,558 --> 01:15:35,427 You don't deserve to be a mother, you know that? 812 01:15:35,558 --> 01:15:37,680 Look at me when I talk to you. 813 01:15:37,808 --> 01:15:39,008 Look at me, damn it. 814 01:15:39,892 --> 01:15:41,872 - Look at me and stop that shit! - Age! 815 01:15:41,892 --> 01:15:43,350 Leave this damn wood. 816 01:15:43,475 --> 01:15:47,422 What are you doing? I worked on it all day! 817 01:15:47,558 --> 01:15:49,122 - Go get it! - What are you doing? 818 01:15:49,142 --> 01:15:50,635 Go get it immediately. 819 01:17:01,850 --> 01:17:04,884 Infant. 820 01:17:05,017 --> 01:17:07,553 Infant. 821 01:17:09,683 --> 01:17:11,474 Are you all right? 822 01:17:12,058 --> 01:17:13,635 Are you all right? 823 01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:21,140 How... 824 01:17:25,225 --> 01:17:27,217 I just started bleeding. 825 01:17:34,058 --> 01:17:38,135 I am so sorry. I'm so sorry we weren't there. 826 01:17:43,225 --> 01:17:45,997 How long do you have to stay here? Can I take you home? 827 01:17:46,017 --> 01:17:50,426 I'm just waiting for a few tests to see if my uterus is OK then I can go. 828 01:17:51,017 --> 01:17:53,802 Do you think everything is OK? Have they told you anything? 829 01:17:55,642 --> 01:17:57,717 Why don't you ask her? 830 01:18:01,725 --> 01:18:03,302 Ok I do. 831 01:18:03,433 --> 01:18:06,633 Yes. Do you need anything? Tea? No? OK. 832 01:18:11,392 --> 01:18:13,679 Can I stay with you? 833 01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:55,800 Baby, come in. Come on. It's cold. 834 01:20:27,975 --> 01:20:33,214 Hello! I'm Harry. I'm the selfish baby. 835 01:20:34,392 --> 01:20:40,840 Don't take it personally, it's not your fault. Real. Is not it! 836 01:20:40,975 --> 01:20:43,511 It is his fault. 837 01:20:43,642 --> 01:20:44,424 Excuse me? 838 01:20:44,558 --> 01:20:46,846 It is your fault. 839 01:20:46,975 --> 01:20:48,469 - My fault? - Yes! 840 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:51,883 You fucking asshole, stupid asshole, yeah! 841 01:20:52,017 --> 01:20:56,225 Pooh! Look at him! He's terrible. 842 01:20:56,350 --> 01:21:01,304 Can you imagine him as a little girl, with his eyebrows? 843 01:21:01,433 --> 01:21:04,681 No thanks. 844 01:21:04,808 --> 01:21:12,264 I don't want that stupid father, or uncle, or whatever. 845 01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:17,716 It's better not to be born... 846 01:21:21,017 --> 01:21:24,217 So, I want those 847 01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:29,257 Establish International Association of Unborn Babies. Babies! 848 01:21:38,392 --> 01:21:40,383 It was almost funny. 849 01:21:45,683 --> 01:21:47,640 Do you want some whiskey? 850 01:21:51,058 --> 01:21:55,005 Can I get you anything? Should I make you some tea or... 851 01:22:00,683 --> 01:22:05,472 I do not know what to do. Please say something, anything. 852 01:22:13,017 --> 01:22:15,423 I... We really want to help you. 853 01:22:16,017 --> 01:22:18,767 Whatever you want. What do you want, darling? 854 01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:21,381 I just want you to be sad. 855 01:22:21,517 --> 01:22:26,673 I'm sad. I drink whiskey in broad daylight. I'm sad. 856 01:22:29,433 --> 01:22:32,910 I'm so sorry this happened to you, darling. I am so sorry. 857 01:22:34,808 --> 01:22:37,558 That is it. It didn't happen to me. 858 01:22:39,017 --> 01:22:40,890 It happened to us. 859 01:22:43,308 --> 01:22:45,514 OK, I didn't mean it like that. I... 860 01:22:46,308 --> 01:22:49,889 Please don't put that word in my mouth. I did not mean that. 861 01:22:50,017 --> 01:22:51,588 We can try again. 862 01:23:02,225 --> 01:23:03,968 Poor Roger. 863 01:23:20,517 --> 01:23:23,006 Please don't be like that. I want to help you, okay? 864 01:23:23,142 --> 01:23:29,720 So you... Whatever you need, just tell me and I'll do it, OK? 865 01:23:29,850 --> 01:23:31,889 What do you need? 866 01:23:32,017 --> 01:23:33,641 Hey, baby. 867 01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:36,384 What do you need? 868 01:23:39,975 --> 01:23:41,350 Hey. 869 01:23:43,142 --> 01:23:45,382 I have to break up with you. 870 01:23:51,683 --> 01:23:52,964 What? 871 01:23:54,642 --> 01:23:57,330 Now where the hell did this come from? We don't have to separate. 872 01:23:57,350 --> 01:24:01,392 - We screwed up. - No. What are you talking about? We... 873 01:24:01,517 --> 01:24:04,516 This is our lives, damn it, and things happen, but... 874 01:24:04,642 --> 01:24:06,372 - I can help. - We want different things 875 01:24:06,392 --> 01:24:08,348 and you don't understand. 876 01:24:09,725 --> 01:24:12,759 You don't understand and I'm really sorry. 877 01:24:13,892 --> 01:24:16,830 We can do this. Whatever it is, we'll definitely get it done. 878 01:24:16,850 --> 01:24:20,797 Just tell me what to do and then I'll do it. 879 01:24:20,933 --> 01:24:23,932 - I do it. - I'm tired of telling you this. 880 01:24:25,267 --> 01:24:27,756 Are you serious? You just leave? 881 01:24:27,892 --> 01:24:32,182 You know, I've never been so lonely as I have been these last few months. 882 01:24:33,642 --> 01:24:36,747 I'm so sorry you felt so lonely. I will help you. 883 01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:40,596 I'll make it up to you. No matter what. I will... 884 01:24:40,725 --> 01:24:43,096 Baby, where are you going? Why is this happening? 885 01:24:43,225 --> 01:24:47,800 You don't just leave. You can't just leave. 886 01:24:47,933 --> 01:24:51,514 That's crazy. It's crazy. You're feeling really bad. 887 01:24:51,642 --> 01:24:54,178 - You have to let me go. - You feel like shit 888 01:24:54,308 --> 01:24:57,556 and you don't think... you can't think straight, baby. 889 01:24:57,683 --> 01:24:59,640 Shut up! Damned! 890 01:24:59,767 --> 01:25:03,299 OK I am sorry. I did not mean that. 891 01:25:12,725 --> 01:25:15,759 I want you to be really honest with yourself now. 892 01:25:15,892 --> 01:25:17,385 Yes. 893 01:25:17,517 --> 01:25:19,555 - Brutally honest. - Yes. 894 01:25:19,683 --> 01:25:21,971 And tell me that you never, not even for a second 895 01:25:23,183 --> 01:25:26,266 wished something like that would happen. 896 01:25:33,350 --> 01:25:34,892 Treasure. 897 01:25:35,017 --> 01:25:38,099 - Nothing left to say. - Baby, please, don't go. 898 01:25:38,225 --> 01:25:40,382 Baby, please, don't go. 899 01:25:42,933 --> 01:25:44,475 Infant. 900 01:26:04,558 --> 01:26:06,431 BUT NOW YOU ARE HERE 901 01:26:10,808 --> 01:26:12,800 Are you okay, love? 902 01:26:12,933 --> 01:26:17,343 It's so strange being in this room again without all my stuff. 903 01:26:19,058 --> 01:26:21,429 I'm currently thinking about painting it. 904 01:26:21,558 --> 01:26:22,839 - Cancel? - Yes. 905 01:26:22,975 --> 01:26:26,413 The whole house could use some paint. When was the last time you did it? 906 01:26:26,433 --> 01:26:29,765 I saw a bunch of stuff that needed repair. 907 01:26:29,892 --> 01:26:33,673 The door handles in some rooms are loose. And the garden... 908 01:26:34,517 --> 01:26:36,841 - I can... - You? 909 01:26:37,642 --> 01:26:40,676 - Choose the colors, it will be fun. - Excuse me. 910 01:26:41,642 --> 01:26:44,557 And then in the afternoon, you know, we can 911 01:26:45,975 --> 01:26:48,372 Check out a few art exhibitions and go to the theater. 912 01:26:48,392 --> 01:26:50,964 I haven't been to the theater in ages. 913 01:26:53,767 --> 01:26:55,805 Oh, sweetie. 914 01:26:55,933 --> 01:27:00,426 You can stay here as long as you want, but you can't move in. 915 01:27:00,558 --> 01:27:03,797 - I'm not moving back in. - Of course you won't move back in. 916 01:27:03,892 --> 01:27:08,597 That is what I said. That's why I'm going to help you put your 917 01:27:08,725 --> 01:27:14,225 books back in the boxes where they live. Put your books in the box. 918 01:27:14,350 --> 01:27:18,510 “Put your books in the box,” but that sounds outrageous. 919 01:27:18,642 --> 01:27:23,466 Do you want to... throw me out? 920 01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:26,997 No, I'm not throwing you out, I just find it a bit depressing 921 01:27:27,017 --> 01:27:31,592 for a girl your age to live with her mother. I mean, for you. 922 01:27:35,767 --> 01:27:39,548 Yes. Everything is not as I expected. 923 01:27:39,683 --> 01:27:42,599 No. It's not what I expected either. 924 01:27:42,725 --> 01:27:45,013 I didn't expect you to come here. 925 01:27:47,433 --> 01:27:51,049 The eternal problem with expectations. You know what? 926 01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:52,974 You taught me that. 927 01:27:56,642 --> 01:27:59,973 I have two dark eyes here 928 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:04,216 Who will take it from me? 929 01:28:04,350 --> 01:28:07,799 For sale because they are so deceptive 930 01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:11,549 Because they hurt me so much 931 01:28:11,683 --> 01:28:15,097 Those dark eyes, so insidious 932 01:28:15,683 --> 01:28:18,967 Why are you looking at me like that? 933 01:28:19,517 --> 01:28:22,599 Such joy for others 934 01:28:23,183 --> 01:28:26,597 And for me, just misery 935 01:28:27,433 --> 01:28:31,298 The longer I long 936 01:28:32,058 --> 01:28:35,472 The more my love grows 937 01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:38,433 And I spend my nights 938 01:28:38,558 --> 01:28:42,091 Craving for your love 939 01:28:43,142 --> 01:28:46,840 The longer I long 940 01:28:46,975 --> 01:28:50,555 The more my love grows 941 01:28:50,683 --> 01:28:53,386 And I spend my nights... 942 01:28:53,517 --> 01:28:54,761 What's up? 943 01:29:01,350 --> 01:29:02,892 I miss chorizo. 944 01:29:05,975 --> 01:29:07,801 Don't laugh, dude. 945 01:29:11,058 --> 01:29:12,635 Do you miss chorizo? 946 01:29:13,267 --> 01:29:15,175 - Yes. - Yes? 947 01:29:15,308 --> 01:29:17,383 When we just bought the piano... 948 01:29:18,517 --> 01:29:19,994 He played with me, dude. 949 01:29:20,017 --> 01:29:23,597 He jumped up here and then went out the window. 950 01:29:26,683 --> 01:29:31,057 Do not Cry. Was he a pianist cat? I thought he was disabled. 951 01:29:31,183 --> 01:29:34,597 - That's why I loved him, dude. - "Because he was like me, dude." 952 01:29:34,725 --> 01:29:36,847 Chorizo. 953 01:29:36,975 --> 01:29:40,342 He played so well. He jumped up here to me. 954 01:29:45,433 --> 01:29:49,096 I once had a kitten 955 01:29:49,225 --> 01:29:53,054 That couldn't swim 956 01:29:53,183 --> 01:29:56,431 But because he was disabled 957 01:29:56,558 --> 01:30:00,683 He always jumped into the water 958 01:30:02,517 --> 01:30:06,464 My chorizo 959 01:30:07,517 --> 01:30:11,049 Chorizo ​​the fool 960 01:30:11,183 --> 01:30:14,550 Every night he went behind the couch 961 01:30:14,683 --> 01:30:17,766 To piss there 962 01:30:18,808 --> 01:30:22,341 My chorizo 963 01:30:22,475 --> 01:30:26,091 - OK, that's enough. - Chorizo... 964 01:30:27,808 --> 01:30:29,717 It is enough. 965 01:30:33,308 --> 01:30:35,845 We go outside. 966 01:30:35,975 --> 01:30:38,381 - No I do not want to. - Yes, listen to me. 967 01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:40,508 Listen. We're going salsa dancing. 968 01:30:40,642 --> 01:30:44,719 - No, not salsa, man! - True. Not salsa. 969 01:30:44,850 --> 01:30:47,683 - Do not laugh. - No salsa, sorry. 970 01:30:47,808 --> 01:30:51,428 I forgot how much chorizo liked salsa. I wasn't thinking. 971 01:30:52,683 --> 01:30:54,955 - He liked all music. - All of it, all music. 972 01:30:54,975 --> 01:30:59,301 Hey, let's go out and pick people up. 973 01:30:59,433 --> 01:31:01,622 You haven't left the boat in ages. 974 01:31:01,642 --> 01:31:04,594 - You just want to find someone to fuck. - Yes, exactly. Fuck. 975 01:31:06,350 --> 01:31:08,886 Do you want me to unwind all the women for you again? 976 01:31:09,017 --> 01:31:12,881 Come down. You're rusty. Let's go? 977 01:31:14,892 --> 01:31:17,274 Man up a bit and then we'll go. 978 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,556 I made it clear to the dark-haired one. 979 01:31:21,558 --> 01:31:24,845 Stop being annoying. I'm the dark-haired one and you're the nice one. 980 01:31:25,142 --> 01:31:26,635 No thanks. 981 01:31:29,058 --> 01:31:32,176 Seriously? Wow! 982 01:31:32,308 --> 01:31:34,928 So, are you two kind of poor or something? 983 01:31:37,892 --> 01:31:39,350 That's a joke. 984 01:31:39,475 --> 01:31:40,341 To you. 985 01:31:40,475 --> 01:31:43,427 - Whiskey for the ladies? - Yes! 986 01:31:44,225 --> 01:31:46,430 - Oh thank you. - Please. 987 01:31:53,808 --> 01:31:56,904 You don't have to make that much space. He has a tiny ass. 988 01:31:56,933 --> 01:31:58,344 He's so tiny. 989 01:31:58,475 --> 01:32:00,052 Are you rather small... 990 01:32:00,183 --> 01:32:03,515 He's flat. I don't know, he's just not there. 991 01:32:03,642 --> 01:32:05,882 Get up, I want to see him. 992 01:32:06,017 --> 01:32:07,392 - Show me. - No. 993 01:32:07,517 --> 01:32:09,425 - I want to see your bottom. - OK. 994 01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:11,266 Make a presentation. 995 01:32:12,017 --> 01:32:14,139 Do you see? There is nothing. 996 01:32:14,267 --> 01:32:16,305 I don't see it under my jeans. 997 01:32:16,433 --> 01:32:18,372 I think you should take off your jeans. 998 01:32:18,392 --> 01:32:22,682 It's like an extension of your back. Captain Longback. 999 01:32:22,808 --> 01:32:24,580 You have a pretty good butt too. 1000 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,888 I always thought men's asses were funny. 1001 01:32:27,017 --> 01:32:30,181 It just doesn't quite make sense in their physics. 1002 01:32:30,308 --> 01:32:34,433 Do you know what I mean? Well, for women, asses make total sense. 1003 01:32:34,558 --> 01:32:36,955 - We are made of curves. Just one more. - That's correct. 1004 01:32:36,975 --> 01:32:41,680 With men, they're so completely exhausted, and then... 1005 01:32:41,808 --> 01:32:44,580 - No, that's a stupid theory. - It's like a huge pimple. 1006 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:47,848 I've never seen it that way before, but you're totally right. 1007 01:32:48,892 --> 01:32:51,747 I think you have a great ass. So, I said it. 1008 01:32:51,767 --> 01:32:54,517 And I have no problem saying that, so... 1009 01:32:55,975 --> 01:32:57,718 - Thanks. - No problem. 1010 01:32:57,850 --> 01:33:00,304 You have a great ass too. 1011 01:33:00,433 --> 01:33:03,551 I know, actually! A few people have already told me that. 1012 01:33:03,683 --> 01:33:06,848 But I think we all have good... 1013 01:33:06,975 --> 01:33:09,216 - Wow. - ...asses. Yes, hello. 1014 01:33:09,350 --> 01:33:11,472 - What's your name again? - Christine. 1015 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,888 - Yes, no, I know. - And your name is... 1016 01:33:14,017 --> 01:33:16,092 I meant your last name, sorry. 1017 01:33:16,225 --> 01:33:18,347 Christine Smith. 1018 01:33:18,475 --> 01:33:21,308 - Smith? - Yes. 1019 01:33:21,433 --> 01:33:23,342 Oh, Susie... 1020 01:33:23,475 --> 01:33:27,256 No, you... just stay here. Yes, relax. 1021 01:33:27,392 --> 01:33:28,850 - Do you like? - Yes I like. 1022 01:33:28,975 --> 01:33:31,595 - Do you like that? - Yes totally. Is it real? 1023 01:33:31,725 --> 01:33:33,219 - No. My God. - No. 1024 01:33:33,350 --> 01:33:35,886 No, actually I absolutely love animals. 1025 01:33:36,017 --> 01:33:39,715 - Yes, me too. I love animals. - Real? Are you vegetarian, vegan? 1026 01:33:39,850 --> 01:33:41,676 - Naturally. Yes, I... - Yes? 1027 01:33:47,975 --> 01:33:49,931 I have to go to the toilet. 1028 01:33:51,517 --> 01:33:52,717 Me too. 1029 01:33:58,308 --> 01:34:01,841 - What are you doing? - I'm a secretary. 1030 01:34:01,975 --> 01:34:03,967 What? Secretary? 1031 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:09,014 No, that's good, you're a sexy secretary. 1032 01:34:09,142 --> 01:34:11,678 You have a beautiful face to paint. 1033 01:34:11,808 --> 01:34:14,677 Real? Thanks. Are you kind of an artist or something? 1034 01:34:14,808 --> 01:34:19,301 No, I'm... a professional illustrator. 1035 01:34:19,433 --> 01:34:21,888 - Oh really? - And fireman. 1036 01:34:22,017 --> 01:34:23,096 - Wow. - Yes. 1037 01:34:23,225 --> 01:34:26,757 So, do you save people from burning buildings and stuff? 1038 01:34:26,892 --> 01:34:30,175 Yeah, and then I draw the people I save, you know? 1039 01:34:30,308 --> 01:34:33,592 So you draw... oh, wow. Burn injuries like that? 1040 01:34:33,725 --> 01:34:36,890 No. 1041 01:34:37,975 --> 01:34:39,433 Hey. 1042 01:34:40,308 --> 01:34:42,549 I'll be right there, okay? 1043 01:34:43,517 --> 01:34:45,851 You can look at the rest of my boat. 1044 01:35:14,892 --> 01:35:15,888 Wow. 1045 01:35:16,017 --> 01:35:18,008 - Hi. - Hi. 1046 01:35:19,017 --> 01:35:20,261 Come. 1047 01:35:21,017 --> 01:35:23,257 You look beautiful. 1048 01:35:29,975 --> 01:35:33,175 On the toilet... 1049 01:35:34,058 --> 01:35:35,635 ...do you have... 1050 01:35:36,850 --> 01:35:40,466 I just wanted to pee, but then I had to stop. 1051 01:35:41,975 --> 01:35:44,346 I know that... 1052 01:35:44,475 --> 01:35:47,344 - What? - Nothing nothing. 1053 01:35:47,475 --> 01:35:48,675 Oh, did it smell? 1054 01:35:50,142 --> 01:35:52,596 No. 1055 01:35:54,642 --> 01:35:56,432 It is only... 1056 01:35:57,558 --> 01:36:00,510 It's a pretty intimate thing and... 1057 01:36:02,017 --> 01:36:04,257 We were just about to fuck, but you think 1058 01:36:04,392 --> 01:36:06,881 it's too intimate that I shit on your toilet? 1059 01:36:11,017 --> 01:36:13,341 - I'm sorry, I just... - Come here. 1060 01:36:14,308 --> 01:36:16,217 I am not used to it. 1061 01:38:47,933 --> 01:38:50,767 - What are you doing here? - Hi. 1062 01:38:52,475 --> 01:38:54,597 Where did you get my address from? 1063 01:38:54,725 --> 01:38:57,475 I thought you were still with your mother. 1064 01:38:58,308 --> 01:38:59,767 And... 1065 01:39:03,683 --> 01:39:05,208 Why didn't you answer? 1066 01:39:07,683 --> 01:39:09,683 I asked you to give me time. 1067 01:39:11,725 --> 01:39:13,384 It's been half a year now. 1068 01:39:14,975 --> 01:39:17,122 I said I would get in touch when I was ready. 1069 01:39:17,142 --> 01:39:18,600 OK. 1070 01:39:20,350 --> 01:39:21,429 I'll go. 1071 01:39:21,558 --> 01:39:23,550 Well, you're here now, so... 1072 01:39:24,433 --> 01:39:25,761 Come up with me. 1073 01:39:49,725 --> 01:39:52,179 Do you want a drink? 1074 01:39:53,517 --> 01:39:55,804 No, everything is OK. Thanks. 1075 01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:13,259 It looks great. 1076 01:40:16,517 --> 01:40:18,757 When did you move in? 1077 01:40:18,892 --> 01:40:20,267 A few weeks ago. 1078 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:23,343 What do you want? 1079 01:40:25,183 --> 01:40:29,308 Roger goes back to Barcelona. 1080 01:40:29,433 --> 01:40:30,927 - Oh, wow. - Yes. 1081 01:40:31,058 --> 01:40:34,342 And he really wants to see you before he leaves. 1082 01:40:39,975 --> 01:40:41,469 Yes. 1083 01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:45,933 I didn't expect I would miss the guy so much. 1084 01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:52,718 Come down to the boat tomorrow. 1085 01:40:52,850 --> 01:40:55,517 We're right down there. 1086 01:40:55,642 --> 01:40:58,913 In Homerton, our old place, and we can go to the market in Chatsworth. 1087 01:40:58,933 --> 01:41:02,181 I think I'll call him 1088 01:41:03,350 --> 01:41:05,840 and go have coffee with him or something. 1089 01:41:24,225 --> 01:41:25,719 Hey. 1090 01:41:27,142 --> 01:41:28,849 Do you notice that? 1091 01:41:31,850 --> 01:41:33,308 What? 1092 01:41:37,058 --> 01:41:38,766 Does not move. 1093 01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:42,142 Very solid. 1094 01:41:46,267 --> 01:41:48,673 Very solid here on the mainland. 1095 01:41:48,808 --> 01:41:52,673 How do you say that in Spanish? They say... 1096 01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:55,343 Tierra seca? 1097 01:41:57,017 --> 01:41:59,222 Tierra... 1098 01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:02,135 It's called tierra firma. 1099 01:42:02,267 --> 01:42:03,926 Tierra company. 1100 01:42:05,308 --> 01:42:06,139 Yes. 1101 01:42:06,267 --> 01:42:08,600 You never liked living on a boat, did you? 1102 01:42:08,642 --> 01:42:10,017 But. 1103 01:42:13,642 --> 01:42:15,017 But. 1104 01:42:16,142 --> 01:42:17,968 Not... not forever. 1105 01:42:29,725 --> 01:42:31,663 - It is too late. - I've changed my mind. 1106 01:42:31,683 --> 01:42:34,398 I have thought a lot. I've thought a 1107 01:42:34,517 --> 01:42:36,327 lot and I have to tell you everything. 1108 01:42:36,350 --> 01:42:40,096 I've done so many things wrong and I wanted to tell 1109 01:42:40,225 --> 01:42:42,715 you it's because I never wanted to be a mother. 1110 01:42:42,850 --> 01:42:46,548 I had no desire to really become a mother, and then, you know... 1111 01:42:46,683 --> 01:42:49,718 What does it even mean to become a mother? Do you know? 1112 01:42:49,850 --> 01:42:54,259 I don't know. I didn't think I could be the 1113 01:42:54,392 --> 01:42:55,872 woman I wanted to be when I became a mother. 1114 01:42:55,892 --> 01:43:00,052 But now, you know, I... I don't know. I have easy... 1115 01:43:00,183 --> 01:43:03,680 I loved our life together. And that's why I didn't want a child. 1116 01:43:03,808 --> 01:43:08,052 This is the reason. I... I wanted you for myself. 1117 01:43:08,183 --> 01:43:10,389 I just wanted to be one with you 1118 01:43:10,517 --> 01:43:13,053 and now I understand that's so selfish 1119 01:43:13,183 --> 01:43:16,431 and now that we don't have a life together anymore, I'm just... 1120 01:43:16,558 --> 01:43:19,806 None of this makes sense. None of this makes sense. 1121 01:43:19,933 --> 01:43:22,363 Only life with you makes sense and now it is... 1122 01:43:22,475 --> 01:43:26,340 I miss you. I miss you so much. I miss everything. 1123 01:43:26,475 --> 01:43:29,758 I miss... your smell and I miss... 1124 01:43:29,892 --> 01:43:34,680 I miss our adventures together and this would be an amazing adventure. 1125 01:43:34,808 --> 01:43:38,497 The two of us, or the three of us, or the four of us, if you want Roger to help. 1126 01:43:38,517 --> 01:43:39,997 He'll help me, I know, because I won't 1127 01:43:40,017 --> 01:43:44,805 be that good at it, but, I'm sorry, I... 1128 01:43:44,933 --> 01:43:46,830 I can't have a child just for you, but I can 1129 01:43:46,850 --> 01:43:51,555 have one because I want to share this with you. 1130 01:43:51,683 --> 01:43:57,633 I don't know, this probably sounds totally crazy, 1131 01:43:57,767 --> 01:44:01,548 but I just know that I won't regret this, ever. 1132 01:44:01,683 --> 01:44:05,264 And at first I won't be very good at it, but I'll learn. 1133 01:44:05,392 --> 01:44:09,967 I will learn, we will learn together and we will get it done. 1134 01:44:11,100 --> 01:44:12,428 Not true? 1135 01:44:18,142 --> 01:44:19,801 Come with me. 1136 01:44:49,933 --> 01:44:51,557 You're pregnant? 1137 01:44:53,808 --> 01:44:55,302 Alone? 1138 01:44:57,600 --> 01:44:59,556 Yes, like the Virgin Mary. 1139 01:45:02,433 --> 01:45:04,390 No, I went to a clinic. 1140 01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:12,473 That was fast. 1141 01:45:15,933 --> 01:45:17,676 Yes. 1142 01:45:17,808 --> 01:45:19,634 What did you expect? 1143 01:45:21,058 --> 01:45:24,840 We both became selfish, didn't we? 1144 01:45:28,475 --> 01:45:29,755 I don't know. 1145 01:45:29,892 --> 01:45:32,330 I got my boat, you got your baby. 1146 01:45:32,350 --> 01:45:35,266 I better go. I'll go. 1147 01:47:03,308 --> 01:47:04,932 Fuck it. 1148 01:48:08,642 --> 01:48:09,970 What are you doing? 1149 01:48:15,017 --> 01:48:16,973 I don't know. 1150 01:48:45,808 --> 01:48:48,263 Do you want to come on board? 1151 01:49:02,808 --> 01:49:04,183 I don't know. 1152 01:49:05,975 --> 01:49:08,216 What do you think?